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Soft, unstructured 100% cotton (with green camo as a polyester blend) and a precurved Permacurv® visor give this hat a relaxed silhouette while the embroidered circular logo adds a touch of subtle character. The hideaway strap with antique brass buckle lets you dial in a secure fit, and small details — like the sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor — lend a bit of handcrafted charm. Wear it for slow mornings, long drives, or to finish off a casual outfit with something quietly confident.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for a comfortable, broken-in feel\u003cbr\u003e- Permacurv® precurved visor with matching underbill and four rows of stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003cbr\u003e- Made from soft 100% cotton (Green Camo: 65% polyester, 35% cotton) with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered circular logo on front and brand sticker on the visor\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. 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